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ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

<BabyGirl> i'm going to go buy a gun if the guy next to me doesn't STOP SINGING
<Cub> singing? erk
<Cub> could be worse
<BabyGirl> yeah but he's RUININGthe song for me ;)
<Cub> could be country and western
<Cub> you could ask him to shut up
<BabyGirl> no no.. i'd be RUDE if i asked him to shut up... *Growl*
<Cub> try the line...  if you dont shut the fuck up right now...
<Cub> im gonna kick your balls through your brain...thats assuming you HAVE
either of them
<BabyGirl> rofld
<Cub> hope youve logged that ;)
<BabyGirl> can i hire you to say it for me :)
<Cub> yeah, sure...just let him see the screen...
<BabyGirl> eeeeek
<Cub> egrin
AND HE SHALL STRIKE THEE DOWN...
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HOW THE BED FEELS
99 BOTTLES OF BEER

<Cyn> you know your drinking too much when u canb't use themouse cause the
beerbottles get in the way;)
<Firefly> no that's when you're not drinking enough - you should be able to
balance the mouse mat on the bottles, if there are enough ;)
<Cyn> amendment! You know your drinking too much when you can't see your
screen for bottles
TROUBLESHOOTING YOUR PC

Asur gossips 'anybody know why me screen mate has gone grey??'
Muggins gossips 'perhpas its ill'
Rewind gossips 'Maybe it's trying to contact aliens?'
Asur gossips 'thanks *rofl*'
FOREIGN LANGUAGES

You say 'it seems to be readable'
You say 'just...'
You duck.
Rewind says 'ya.. it doesn't say like..
"aslfkjas;t;sdaotigt*%I#:%$#@$:KLFSKFN"'
You smirk smugly.
Rewind says 'which sounds more like an indonesian curse..'
You laugh your head off.
SOUTH PARK COMES TO TERRA

Muggins says 'I need a bath'
Muggins says 'stinking after training'
You sniff at Muggins.
You lose consciousness and fall to the floor!
You play dead to try and get attention.
Rewind sobs uncontrollably.
Rewind exclaims 'Oh my God, you killed BabyGirl..  You Bastard!'
You fall on the floor laughing.
A JAPANESE LESSON

Rewind asks 'You guys want some useful phrases in Japanese?'
Rewind says 'Inu ni higatsu ita'
Rewind says 'The dog is on fire'
You laugh your head off.
Muggins asks 'what????????????'
Rewind asks 'doshite watashi no kamo wa shi ni hanashini heeru ni ikimasuka?'
Rewind asks 'Why is my duck going to hell to talk with death?'
Rewind says 'then there is the all purpose spanish answer'
Rewind says 'Por que el muerte esta mirando por el queso.'
Rewind says 'Because death is looking for the cheese'
CLEANING UP

<Firefly> right! (she said, radiating determination and tidying zeal)
<Firefly> here goes!
<Firefly> here goes nothing!
<Firefly> bbl, when I've fail^H^H^H^H^Hsucceeded