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STAMINA

Vardick kicks Lucas!
Vardick says 'oi you'
Vardick says 'wake up'
You say 'maybe he's passed out at last'
Vardick rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.
Vardick says 'we live in hope 8)'
Cub says 'oh, not SAGAIN'
Cub says 'AGAIN, even'
Cub says 'he did that last week'
Lucas  smiles happily.
Lucas says 'passed out./me>'
Lucas asks '?'
Cub says 'yeah, like last week'
You ask 'he did it last week??'
Vardick says '(i hear he often passes out in front of women)'
Vardick sighs loudly.
Vardick shrugs helplessly.
You roll around on the floor laughing hysterically.
Vardick says 'no stamina'
PROGRESS!

== Progress ====================================================================
Name              : Cub
Connection Time   : 16 hours, 32 minutes, 18 seconds
Credit Gained     : 0 Banked
Experience gained : 28 Experience
Player Kills      : 0 (total to date 0)
Mobile Kills      : 1 (total to date 1183)
Deaths            : 0 (total to date 70)
===============================================================================
Cub says 'exp gained 28....time 16 hrs, 33 mins...'
Cub smirks.
You nod excitedly.
You say 'impressive ;)'
Cub laughs her head off.
LITTLE BLUE THINGS
A ZEN KOAN
MAKING APP WITH A BANG!

The Town crier shouts out 'The ISLAND quest has been completed by Cub'
**(System) SYSTEM CALL : Give me all the power you've got Scotty!
Suddenly, everything shatters obscuring your vision....
TerraFirmA blurs then gradually slides into focus again.
Trumpets sound to praise Cub, the new Apprentice!
**(System) SYSTEM CALL : Give me all the power you've got Scotty!
Suddenly, everything shatters obscuring your vision....
PLAYING?

You sneak your hands into Cub's jeans and pull her close.
Vardick sneaks his hand into his own jeans.
Vardick looks sheepish.
You leap onto a table and scream 'Eeeeeeeeek!'
KINKY APPAREL

Mordred places the KinkySkirt decoratively against himself but decides it
isn't his colour.
RAWHIDE!

[Slicer the Apprentice enters in the southeast tower airlock (start5)]
<Ronan> The SliceMan Cometh
<Slicer> Ronan ronan ronan.. keep those doggies ronan..
<Ronan> heheheh
FOR SALE

Ronan shouts 'ok the Ronan and Slicer kissing booth is open 900 credits gets u
a nice smooch!'
Ronan shouts 'we also have lemonade for 200 credits a glass'
Albino shouts 'little busy right now, maybe later'
Ronan shouts 'ahh the sound of desperation ....'
HOLES (OOER)

Vardick drops his hole.
The hole vanishes into thin air.
Vardick sighs loudly.
Setanta rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.
Vardick says 'whatever'
Vardick grins broadly.
Cub grins broadly.
Setanta asks 'do u (belch)drrop yourr hole rregularrly then?'
Vardick grabs his sides and tumbles to the floor in hysterics.
Cub grabs her sides and tumbles to the floor in hysterics.