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SLAVERY

Muggins gossips 'are you saying i have no mortals? :)'
Hatfield gossips 'none worth mentioning at any rate...'
Muggins gossips 'oh, I'll tell my butler you said that'
Valley gossips 'I figured you for the french maid type, Muggins'
Hatfield gossips 'sure, tell Jeeves to come kick my *ss...'
Valley gossips 'rofl'
Valley gossips 'that's not a butler..that be a bodyguard'
Muggins gossips '*blush* my secret found out again :)'
Hatfield gossips 'unless he gets double pay.'
Muggins gossips 'my butler is well 'ard'
You gossip 'ooer'
Muggins gossips 'or more ways than one :)'
Valley gossips 'oh my...what exactly does he do that you pay him well for?'
Muggins gossips 'pay?'
Hatfield gossips '*doesn't really want to know*'
Muggins gossips 'its a privelage for her to work for me'
You gossip 'rofld'
TART-N-TIDY

[Firefly] had to take time to get tarted up ;)
[Bambi] of course
[Cyn] that should be easy for u;)
[Firefly] I'm a natural
[Bambi] ooooooooooooooooo
[Firefly] in the unnatural sense of the word...
[Cyn] they dont call her bakewell for nothing
[Bambi] rofl
[Bambi] hit her kate
[Cyn] spank me hun
Firefly pointedly fails to rise to the bait and switches her computer
off. (Grrrr)
[Bambi] eew
A huge holographic image of Firefly in a revealing pose fills the sky above you.
[Quitting Game: Firefly]
ADDICT AHOY
IN THE OLD DAYS
NEW MAJICK SPELL

FireStar gossips '*mumbles* stupid slippery well...'
Rewind gossips 'Too bad we don't have a spell that turns us into Spider-Man..'
You fall on the floor laughing.
GENDER BENDING

Cyn shouts 'I'm the king, (erm) of the world'
Rewind shouts 'Cyn, yer gender ID failed!'
Cyn shouts '*core dump*'
BRING A HANDKERCHIEF

Senser gossips 'r there n e quests that require no iq just brute force?'
Luckyspin gossips 'a few'
Luckyspin gossips 'but almost every quest needs some iq ;)'
Rewind gossips 'True..  Otherwise you'll just end up drooling all over
the enemies'
Senser gossips 'i do that anyway'
HOW TO CONFUSE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

[Cyn] AIEngine: Input: Are you sexy?
[Cyn] AIEngine: Question: What is Sexy?
[Cyn] AIEngine: Input: Chris
[Cyn] AiEngine: Core Dump (quit)
E-Z PC TROUBLESHOOTING

Rewind says 'Naw..  My computer is already screwed up enough, a virus 
would help it..'
Rewind gets his Hammer of Troubleshooting and smashes his cpu to bits.
You smirk smugly.
TYPO OF THE YEAR

Rewind drops his wand.
Rewind says 'ex that..'
You examine the wand closely.
With a closer look at the runes you realise that they seem to shit in and
out of focus before your very eyes!
You fall on the floor laughing.
Rewind rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.
You grin broadly.
Rewind says 'The runes shit in and out of focus..'
You fall on the floor laughing.
Rewind says 'That HAS to go in quotes.. hehehe'
Rewind rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.