You say 'computer's like a dang car...' Tyban says 'worse' You grin broadly. You say 'yeah... at least you can still go 60 mph in a VW bug nowadays' You fall on the floor laughing. Tyban laughs his head off. Tyban rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics. Tyban says 'im on the information super highway in a 1972 lime green pinto that leaks oil and smokes like a beast' Tyban rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics. You roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. Tyban says '3 quarts per mile and that aint bad' |
[The Rabbit has been slain by Wolffe] [The Doormouse has been slain by Wolffe] [The Hedgehog has been slain by Wolffe] [The Bull has been slain by Wolffe] [The Cow has been slain by Wolffe] [The Miller has been slain by Wolffe] [The Owl has been slain by Wolffe] [The Badger has been slain by Wolffe] [The Pig has been slain by Wolffe] [The Turkey has been slain by Wolffe] [The Mouse has been slain by Wolffe] [Farmers wife has been slain by Wolffe] [The Hen has been slain by Wolffe] [The Farmer has been slain by Wolffe] The Town crier shouts out 'The FARM quest has been completed by Wolffe' Wolffe tells you 'I'm glad my mechanic isn't so homicidal.' |
[CLOCKSHOP Timer started for Sophie] Sophie tells you 'I feel like Mr T!' You prod Sophie, wanting to know more. Sophie tells you 'He can get stuck in a barn with only some hay and a pitchfork and a plank of wood and his mates...' Sophie tells you '...and about 10 minutes later they come busting out in a tank that they knocked up in there.' You laugh at Sophie. Sophie tells you 'I mean, how am I going to make a clock out of a lampshade and a piece of fucking chewing gum???' Sophie tells you 'I'll tell you, I look pretty fetching wearing the lampshade though :)' |
Sophie shouts 'You know when you're drunk when...' Sophie shouts '...you drop the conch shell and it misses the pit' Sophie shouts '(because you're about 3 rooms from the pit :) )' |
Suddenly combusting mobiles may frighten the mortal players ;) |
Muggins says 'in tenby we live at 2miles per year ' You fall on the floor laughing. Muggins says 'i'm actually 170 years old but cos i live in tenby i only seem to be 23' Muggins says 'it is the coolest thing' You laugh your head off. Muggins scratches his head. |
Kira shouts 'is it okay to kill librarians?' You shout 'not if you have overdue books..' Kira shouts 'how do i get his key then?' You shout 'ooer' Cyn shouts 'oh.. you mean _that_ key eh?' |
[Lucas has BECOME Stupid] [BabyGirl has BECOME Depressed] [Cyn has BECOME Wasted] [Dios has BECOME Sensitive] [Sensitive has been TOADed by Cyn] |
<Panda> i wouldnt like to be a woman <BabyGirl> and why's that.. <Panda> couldnt handle periods <BabyGirl> just think.. you could touch your breasts all day.. [Cyn] ROFLD |
Lucas says 'although I'm not losing weight much even with cycling to work each day' You humm and umm in deep thought. Lucas says 'I think I was meant to be a woman' You roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. |