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A SNAIL'S PACE

You say 'computer's like a dang car...'
Tyban says 'worse'
You grin broadly.
You say 'yeah... at least you can still go 60 mph in a VW bug nowadays'
You fall on the floor laughing.
Tyban laughs his head off.
Tyban rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.
Tyban says 'im on the information super highway in a 1972 lime green pinto
that leaks oil and smokes like a beast'
Tyban rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.
You roll around on the floor laughing hysterically.
Tyban says '3 quarts per mile and that aint bad'
DOWN ON THE FARM...

[The Rabbit has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Doormouse has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Hedgehog has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Bull has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Cow has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Miller has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Owl has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Badger has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Pig has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Turkey has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Mouse has been slain by Wolffe]
[Farmers wife has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Hen has been slain by Wolffe]
[The Farmer has been slain by Wolffe]
The Town crier shouts out 'The FARM quest has been completed by Wolffe'
Wolffe tells you 'I'm glad my mechanic isn't so homicidal.'
THE A-TEAM
MUDDING DRUNK

Sophie shouts 'You know when you're drunk when...'
Sophie shouts '...you drop the conch shell and it misses the pit'
Sophie shouts '(because you're about 3 rooms from the pit :) )'
FROM A PROPOSAL FOR THE MAGIC SYSTEM

Suddenly combusting mobiles may frighten the mortal players ;)
LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE

Muggins says 'in tenby we live at 2miles per year '
You fall on the floor laughing.
Muggins says 'i'm actually 170 years old but cos i live in tenby i only seem to
be 23'
Muggins says 'it is the coolest thing'
You laugh your head off.
Muggins scratches his head.
LUSTY LIBRARIAN

Kira shouts 'is it okay to kill librarians?'
You shout 'not if you have overdue books..'
Kira shouts 'how do i get his key then?'
You shout 'ooer'
Cyn shouts 'oh.. you mean _that_ key eh?'
IT BECOMES YOU

[Lucas has BECOME Stupid]

[BabyGirl has BECOME Depressed]

[Cyn has BECOME Wasted]

[Dios has BECOME Sensitive]
[Sensitive has been TOADed by Cyn]
CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

<Panda> i wouldnt like to be a woman 
<BabyGirl> and why's that..
<Panda> couldnt handle periods 
<BabyGirl> just think.. you could touch your breasts all day..
[Cyn] ROFLD
CH-CH-CH-CHANGES II

Lucas says 'although I'm not losing weight much even with cycling to work each
day'
You humm and umm in deep thought.
Lucas says 'I think I was meant to be a woman'
You roll around on the floor laughing hysterically.