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OH THE SATIRE

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-- * --  Slowly the moon is rising out of the ruddy haze,  |  `;' }  
 .'|`.   Divesting herself of her golden shift, and so     \ ~\/`)    
   |     Emerging white and exquisite; and I in amaze      /  , ;/           
        See in the sky before me, a woman I did not know    `-'/; \             
   I loved, but there she goes, and her beauty hurts my heart;    \           
   I follow her down the night, begging her not to depart.  /____;\`

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-- * --  Slowly the looney's rising out of a groggy haze,  |  `;' }  
 .'|`.   After drinking too much in the Terra Inn, and so  \ ~\/`)    
   |     Emerging drunk and bewildered; and I in amaze     /  , ;/           
      See stagg'ring in before me, a woman I did not know  `-'/; \             
 I loved, and there she falls, and in doing so hurts her knee;    \           
I follow her back down the Inn,asking her to buy one for me./____;\`
ONE-LINERS
MUD ADDICTS.. CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM
DRIVEN TO DISTRACTION
A LITTLE SELF DEPRECATION

You say 'my metabolism is slightly slower than that of a turtle'
LEAVING MUD IS HARD TO DO

You say 'must... '
You say 'tear......'
You say 'self..........'
You say 'away................'
Tyban rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.
MUD POETRY

Bliss gossips 'to run, or not to run, that is the question...whether 'tis
nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outragous mobiles or
to take arms against a sea of fleeings....'
DECISIONS, DECISIONS

BabyGirl is indecisive.
Cub thinks he might be, but isn't sure.  No, maybe he's not.
SURREALISM

(NB: I popped into a room one time, and this was the first thing I saw...)

Flipside says 'you remember Kathy ... you know Kathy with the 3 eyes.. and  you
know her.. you weren't born yet but you were there..'
IT'S EASY TO UNDERSTAND DRUNKENESE...

You say 'take out algln the (belch)esxhtrra (belch)letterrsh'