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BRITISH HUMOUR

Ravenfyre gossips 'Is there anyone here that can explain 'Bottom?''
Onion gossips 'Whos?'
Honey gossips 'opposite of top?'
Ted gossips 'heh...here as in Britain...not TF ;o)'
Ravenfyre gossips 'No, the show.'
Ted gossips 'heh heh....it doesn't need expalining!'
Honey gossips 'a bit of slapstick type comedy?'
Honey gossips 'kind of modern stooges'
Ravenfyre gossips 'Well, I think it's supposed to be comedy.  I haven't seen it
in awhile, but I do remember thinking it wasn't funny.'
Ted gossips 'yay! you got it!'
Ted gossips 'it's not funny!'
Ted gossips 'at least I don't think it is'
Ravenfyre gossips 'So that's the humor, eh? Put something on and laugh at the 
people who think it's funny?'
Ravenfyre gossips 'Oh you wacky Brits!'
MAGE ON DEMAND

<BabyGirl> ok robert.. can you do a "mistake with re-entry"? *grin*
<Robert> certainly...
[Robert has made a mistake with re-entry in the untouchable common room (home2)]
[Robert has departed from the untouchable common room (home2)]
[Robert the Mage enters in the gondolin (home90)]
<Robert> that ok?
<BabyGirl> excellent!  thanks :)
<Ted> what's this all about?
<BabyGirl> coloring the quotes..
<Honey> man give that dog a bone!
<BabyGirl> rofl
<Robert> heh. :)
ORDER TO GO
HINDSIGHT
THE GOOD OLD DAYS

<Astar> just remeber the name of astar and tremble that it was once 
great and mighty!
<Astar> now i know why nobody talks to me
<Luckyspin> rofl

[Honorary] [Home     ] Talk to me and I'll kill you

<Honey> could it be your welcoming title
<Astar> something like that
<Astar> hey i can't stay here all night talking
<Astar> i maybe on in a couple of years time....don't hold your breath
<Astar> i don't want to have to clean up loads of blue bodies
<Luckyspin> the jokes get worse!
ANTHROPOMORPHIZING FILES

<Flea> well im trying to put some pictures i scanned into a file so i can take
them hom on disc and print them out at home, they are saved as gif images and
dont want to be put onto my floppy...
<Flea> so im trying to make them smaller so they will fit
[Firefly] fighting the image of a gif file clinging onto the inside of a
directory squealing that it doesn't want to go on the nasty diskette...
NAMING BODY PARTS

Honey says 'I was laughing at freeserve'
Bann says 'it's my petname for my penis'
...
Bann says 'my mike is too senstitive'
Cub asks 'your mike?'
Honey asks 'erm...this ain't another nickname...is it?'
Bann says 'heh'
Cub rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.
Honey sniggers under her breath and Bann thinks it was directed at them.
NEEDY MALES

<Galena> he obviously doesn't like me  ;)  *whew*
<Honey> heh
<Honey> he expects me to escort him everywhere and to give him everything he wants
<Lost> *nnww*
<BabyGirl> yeah that's most men for you..
Honey smirks at you.
THE USUAL TRICKS

Rewind says 'Tricks that normally had a woman writing with pleasure..'
Cub smirks.
Rewind shrugs helplessly.
Dear Rewind... I am so happy i just HAD to write... your usual tricks 
are up to standard as usual... oh I'm so happy...
You feel totally lost...
Rewind says 'me too..'
(Writing with pleasure, in case anyone missed it)
A lightbulb pops up above your head as you realise it all seems so clear.
You smirk.
CONSCIOUSNESS

Firefly gossips 'eek just had a 1 second power cut'
Honey gossips 'eew'
Rowena gossips 'ooh, scary'
Firefly gossips 'or something...'
Furball gossips 'how do you know you didn't black out for a second?'
Honey gossips 'laugh'
You gossip 'rofl'
Firefly gossips 'ho ho'