WARNING : This web page is disordered in an ironic comment about structure (or due to lazyness, your choice).

A brief description of my wonderful self:

1) Modest

2) Tall, dark, handsome.

3) Pathological liar

Now, seriously,

I'm about 5'10" tall and I'm quite lightly built. I have difficult hair, blueish eyes and dull dress sense. All together not much to look at. I suppose you could call me trustworthy and reliable (if you commonly wear a straight jacket) and I seem to be quite good at lying (don't ask me why).

I fancy myself as an occasional poet and author, so if you want to be tortured, ask for a sample.

I "study" at Imperial College, London, foolishly having chosen Chemistry. I spend a reasonable amount of time on TerraFirmA, a factor which may have contributed to my only just passing last year.

Quick facts about me:

i) date of birth 15/7/77

ii) hometown Flitwick, near Bedford (England for all you foreigners).

iii) favourite colour : Blue

I could now bore you with a likes/dislikes section, so i will:-

Likes-only a few of many

X-Files

Red Dwarf

Food

Beer (in fact most things alcoholic)

Comedy

Cheap and tacky films (eg. Digital Man).

Dislikes

SMURF "MUSIC"

Australian soaps

One of my hobbies is reading, mostly sci-fi/fantasy and horror, some authors, D.Eddings, J.R.R.Tolkein, Dean Koontz and Richard Laymon. I also listen to a fair bit of music, groups such as Ocean Colour Scene, Stone Roses, Garbage and Radiohead.

Useful links

X-Files

Red Dwarf

TerraFirmA

Thanks to:-

Bluetonic, Archvile, BabyGirl, Cyn, Firefly, Honey, Bambi, Rastalin, Dios, Luckyspin, Lucas, Mindflayer and many more, sorry if I missed you out.

Well thats enough about me, go and find something better to do.

Last Updated: 06 November 1996

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