They don't get any better :)

TOP TEN REASONS COMPUTERS ARE MALE 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter.
TOP 10 OFFICE PARTY PICK-UP LINES 10. "Let's go back to my place and polish our resumes." 9. "Baby, who was the fool who let you go?" 8. "Surely you've got an opening I could fill." 7. "Is that venture capital in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" 6. "This could be the start-up of something beautiful." 5. "Can you believe what Erica did on All My Children today?" 4. "Honey, have I got a job for you!" 3. "Tonight's the night for my IPO of love." 2. "Hi. I'm Michael Dell." 1. "You'd be perfect in the position I'm thinking of."