18th Edition
Welcome to FW 18 as the sickly-sweet tones of all those Valentine's songs
hang in the air... (erm, wait, that was Christmas). Keep wishing hard and
you just might be lucky enough to receive a large, plastic-wrapped,
heart-shaped box filled with dozens of cheap chocolates! Yes, the annual
FW Valentine's messages do exist below, but after jumping straight to them
please do stop and read some of the rest of the issue *grin*
BabyGirl (Editor)
CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS ISSUE:
Luckyspin, Muggins, Mav, Cyn, Valentine Writers (you know who you are!),
Rewind and all that contributed to his list (see list for details)
NEWS
GAME NEWS
Our January stint as the Mudconnector's MUD of the Month proved quite
successful in bringing many new players to our door (or port, as it may be).
While we've now been replaced with February's MOTM, you can still view TF's
MOTM listing at
http://www.mudconnector.com/motm/motm-0199.html
Meanwhile, we're holding our own in the mudjournal's voting polls for
"best overall MUD"! If you enjoy TF, why not
go and vote for us!
A new version of the game is due out soon, bringing lots of little
improvements you'll notice such as bug and typo fixes.
This release will see an entirely updated batch of INFO files, thanks
to the hard work of Bambi. The HELP files are currently being worked on
by Firefly.
Watch for the new version, and read INFO NEWSTUFF then as
always, for a listing of new features.
PLAYER NEWS
We welcome both Robert and Rewind to the Clave as the the newest Counsels. Also since
the last issue--Lost, Galena and Dale have made Apprentice and moved up
within the ranks of the Conclave. Congrats on hard-earned positions!
WEB NEWS
If you haven't "experienced" them yet, you should definitely go try out
TerraQuotes
for a laugh! They've been recently expanded to now include over 150 Quotes
and now have their own search. Speaking of searching, the search engine
for the TF web site was also recently upgraded. You should now find it
MUCH faster in returning results. Surely there's something you're dying
to look for at the site..
give it a try!
Thanks to those who have signed up for the web site
Link Program
(and received their credit reward!)... if you've got a web page,
consider signing up.
LINK PROGRAM MEMBERS: an "improved" version of "badge1.gif"
has been placed at the Link Program page for download now. This version
will look better than the previous one on black and dark backgrounded-pages as well as light
(and hopefully on any type of background in general!). You may wish to
download
this new version to replace the badge you're using.
TALES OF TERRA
Alas... these are the LAST two Terra Tales currently in the
"vault". Anyone who wants to write another is quite free and
welcome to! Just make sure you review the Tales featured since FW 9 (soon to
have their own web section) to make sure you don't "duplicate". Send to
BabyGirl
HAVEN!
Tekcap Alzir had always been interested in magic. It was the one passion that burnt within him. It had started when, as a small boy, he had been captivated by the feats of an imprisoned magician, the feeling of awe and amazement he had experienced never left him. Alzir had later in life studied the books and scrolls that the Sorcerer had brought to his land and it was for that reason alone that he now stood in the freezing snow outside the Warm Haven Inn. Alzir felt an outsider in this world. He belonged to a proud and ancient people who had retreated into hiding thousands of years ago, coldly shunning the rest of the populace. Alzir, however, needed more than the confines of the self-inflicted exile could possibly give. He had been given permission to leave the ancient city and to venture into the alien, unknown world that lay beyond. The farewell had been traditional. Most of the community had turned out to wish him well, but it was only his mother that truly understood why he was leaving the city. In truth Alzir was thought of as mad to venture into the barbarian culture by most. The news that someone was going to leave the city had been the main gossip for months, ever since the announcement had been made. His friends, although they did not understand his reasons had been loyal and defended him against critics, but secretly even they hoped he would change his mind at the last moment.
That was not the case. In the tombs of the books he had been studying Alzir had discovered texts that described ancient magical wonders that existed in the world outside. Over the years the longing to see these miracles for himself had grown within him until it had become the concern of the ruling body. They
could see no way that the young man would ever fit into their society and so had granted him permission to leave and seek his fate. His father had not spoken to him before he left, his mother had hugged him close, (the scent of her perfume even now filled his nostrils) and given him a travelling cloak as a farewell gift. He knew only one thing as he set off across the desert, to head north and to find the mountains of ice and snow: there he knew he would find what he sought. Alzir shivered with the cold and wrapped his thin cloak even tighter about his body. The high mountains of the Southern Pass surrounded him, throwing down their snow and wind to freeze him to the bone. He was glad that there were lights ahead.
The low stone doorway of the Haven Inn stood just out of the strongest of the wind. The muted sounds of laughter floated from behind a thick, well-made oak door, while through the snow-camouflaged windows, lights flickered and danced, sending warming orange-red shadows across the quiet snow outside. Alzir tried to rub some heat back into his body as he stared up at the clear night sky and gazed on the infinite, sometimes flickering silver points of light. He sighed, his breath smoking in the cold air, pulled the cloak hood over his head and walked towards the main door.
He paused, his chafed hand an inch from the large iron catch and listened to the chaos within. Alzir looked around the snow-muted landscape, the starlight reflected brightly from the pure white covering of the crisp snow, giving the area a strange semi-luminescence. It seemed so peaceful as he stood there alone in the eerie light. Alzir smiled to himself. He turned back to the door and, lifting the latch, walked cautiously into the Inn.
THE STORY OF THE BRAITHWAITE SABRE
Diary of Captain R. Braithwaite, 16th September 1592
I am able to continue no longer, my life force is ebbing away slowly but inexorably.
It seems that some kind of terrible plague has taken hold of my ship, the Endeavour.
Many members of my crew have been struck down with it now, it looks as if there is no hope. I fear that the end is near for us. My sabre, the fabled Braithwaite sabre, passed down from generation to generation through my ancestors, I have entrusted to the care of Ronan, the first mate. I have charged him with conveying it to the Galapogus Temple for safekeeping. I know that there they will tend to the sabre and its terrible secret. Foul weapon! I must tell Ronan to warn the priests of its power, and to get the jewel, the source, removed at the temple. Then the sabre will be powerless, safe from falling into the wrong hands. This...this is a most important matter. As a safeguard, I have taken the time to destroy all manuscripts referring to the sabre and its secret; this should prove to be sufficient protection against foul play. I will write more later, but for now my strength is ailing me, and therefore I must rest.
DRINK UP!
Perhaps you were one of the inebriated masses this New Year's Eve past...
(hey, save some for next year!). Here are words of wisdom and humour
about this altered state.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
- William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-Dean Martin
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
-Anonymous
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness--or as good as drink.
-G.K. Chesterton
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-Catherine Zandonella
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
-Ambrose Bierce
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
-Anonymous
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-Henny Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
-Anonymous
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
-Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
-Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
- Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer.
-Plato
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
-Humphrey Bogart
I drink to make other people interesting.
-George Jean Nathan
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me--so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
-Homer Simpson
Y2K BUG
Year 2000 Memo
Subject: Year 2000
This memo announces the development of a major new software system.
We are currently building a system that will contain all company data
that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as the
"Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).
Next Monday at 9:00 there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS
to
everyone. We will continue to hold demonstrations throughout the month
so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at
MYASS.
As for the status of the implementation of the program, I have not
addressed the networking aspects so currently only one person at a time
can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands.
Several people are using the program already and have come to depend on
it.
Just this morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not
surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS.
I've noticed that some of the less technical personnel are somewhat
afraid of MYASS.
Just last week, when asked to enter some information into the program, I
had a secretary say to me "I'm a little nervous, I've never put anything
in MYASS before." I volunteered to help her through her first time and
when we were through she admitted that it was relatively painless and
she was actually looking forward to doing it again. She went so far as
to say that after using SAP and Oracle, she was ready to kiss MYASS.
I know there are concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon
initial installation, but I am pleased to say the virus has been
eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however,
protection will be required prior to entering MYASS.
We planned this system to encompass all information associated with the
business. So as you begin using the program, feel free to put anything
you want into MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it
will be commonplace to walk by an office and see a manager hand a paper
to an employee and say "Here, stick this in MYASS".
This program has already demonstrated great benefit to the company
during recent OSHA and EPA audits. After requesting certain historical
data the agency representatives were amazed at how quickly we provided
the information. When asked how the numbers could be
retrieved so rapidly, our Environmental Manager proudly stated
"Simple, I just pulled them out of MYASS".
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100GB BUG
Well it's 1999 now and 2000 is just around the corner--we won't escape hearing
about the dreaded Y2K BUG this entire year! BUT do you know about
another potential havoc-wreaking bug, the 100 GB bug??
Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered
civilization: the 100GB Bug.
As most people know, McDonald's restaurant signs show the number of
hamburgers the giant chain has sold. That number now stands at 99 billion
burgers, or 99 Gigaburgers (GB). Within months or even weeks, that number
will roll over to 100GB. McDonald's signs, however, were designed years
ago, when the prospect of selling one hundred billion hamburgers seemed
unthinkably remote. So the signs have only two decimal places.
This means that, after the sale of the 100 billionth burger, McDonald's
signs will read "00 Billion Burgers Sold." This, experts predict, will
convince the public that, in over thirty years, no McDonald's hamburgers
have ever in fact been sold, causing a complete collapse of consumer
confidence in McDonald's products.
The ensuing catastrophic drop in sales is seen as almost certain to force
the already-troubled company into bankruptcy. This, in turn, will push the
teetering American economy over the brink, which, finally, will complete
the total devastation of the global economy, ending civilization as we know
it, and forcing us all to live on beetles.
"The people who know -- the sign-makers -- are really scared of 100GB", one
expert said. "I don't know about you, but I'm digging up a copy of THE
FIELD GUIDE TO NORTH AMERICAN INSECTS and heading for the hills."
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING TERRAFIRMA TOO LONG WHEN...
- You get a pager prompt in your dreams
- You hold out your hand and expect a becks to appear mysteriously
- You dream in ANSI comformance
- You connect and can guess the 4 players on the game
- When someone describes a problem to you and you can cycle through the game code as they describe the issue to you
- You instantly can type 'invis' if something goes wrong on the game without even thinking about it
- You eat the pie from the bed in the hidden hut and actually wonder how good it tastes...
- BT (phone company) telephone you personally about the huge debt you're running up on your account
- When you know each and every player by their IP designation not their name
- You are sat in your lecture thinking "noshout professor"
- You are about to go into a room to say something to everyone there, but stand out side and say 'gossip now listen everyone!'
- You are in bed, but instead of actually hugging your partner you just say 'hug you'
- You are looking for something and you automatically say 'where object'
- Someone is talking to you, you close your eyes, and you can actually see every word in full Ansi colour
- You are talking to non mudding friends and they start looking strangely at you when you start saying things like 'aww comfort' 'comhug' 'smiel' 'isee' etc.
- People call you by your on-line name irl
- People can't remember your irl name
- You can't remember your irl name...
- You have more total connect time than people that connected long before you
- You begin to think of lag as a time to nap
- You begin to speak in on-line abbreviations irl
- You make trips to meet your on-line friends irl
- You've got more friends on the game than irl
- Carpal tunnel is setting in and you keep typing anyway!
- You start to refer to new people at work as "newbies"
- You sleep with a night-light because you're afraid of The Grue
- You have the exact location of the spade memorized and can get there from any start point without having to stop to think about directions
- Your online life is more exciting that your real life
- You rush home to try to get that annoying quest done before anyone else has a chance to
- On weekends, your idea of a party is a case of cider or beer, pizza on the way, your computer, and a good 48 hours before you have to be in bed
- You know all the actions, and what they do, by heart
- You get into a theological discussion about whether or not killing a good mobile should be evil, due to the fact that they will all regen at the next reset anyway
- You take the side of the Mobiles, saying that "The mobiles are people too!"
- TF is down and you have no idea of what you can do for fun
- Your internet provider is on a first name basis with you
- You start to have everyone refer to you by your online name
- You try to emote in real life by saying, "<Your name here> grins mischievously"
- You shout out in public, "Title me %s the really cool guy!" trying to change your designation as student
- Your parents just send email, because they know they can't reach you by phone
- When you start to write a list of things to show that you have been playing too long
- Thanks to:
- Cyn 1-9
- Ted 10-15
- Cryogenius 16-22
- Checker 23
- Hatfield 24
- BabyGirl 25
- Rewind 26-39
- Asur 40
TALK DIRTY TO ME
You'll never look at these phrases in the same way again....
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:
- I need to whip it out by 5.
- Mind if I use your laptop?
- Just stick it in my box.
- If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.
- I want it on my desk, NOW!
- HMMMMM . . . I think it's out of fluid.
- My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
- It's an entry level position.
- When do you think you'll be getting off today?
- It's not fair . . . I do all the work while he just sits there!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T:
- Nuts . . . my shaft is bent.
- After 18 holes I can barely walk.
- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
- Look at the size of his putter!
- Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
- Mind if I join your threesome?
- Stand with your back turned and drop it.
- My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
- Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
- Hold up . . . I need to wash my balls first!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T:
- Have you looked through her briefs?
- He is one hard judge!
- Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.
- His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
- Is it a penal offence?
- Better leave the handcuffs on.
- For $20.00/hr. she better be good!
- Can you get him to drop his suit?
- The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
- Think you can get me off?
INTERN-AL STRIFE
Speaking of things in the gutter.... well there's been no escaping all the
coverage of the "Lewinsky-Clinton Scandal" for the past year (dear
god make it stop!!)--so I've finally given in and I offer you these funnies.
Possible Titles for Lewinsky's New Book:
- I Suck At My Job
- What Really Goes Down In The White House
- How I Blew It In Washington
- You Have to Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President
- Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule
- Going Back for Gore
- Podium Girl
- Secret Services to the President
- Harass is Not Two Words: The Story of Bill Clinton
- Deep Inside The Oval Office
- The Congressional Study on White House Intern Positions
- She's Chief of MY Staff!
- Al Gore Is In Command For The Next 30 Minutes
- How To Beat Off the Government
- Going Down and Moving Up
- Members of the Presidential Cabinet
- Me and My Big Mouth
These are bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the Washington DC area:
HONK IF YOU HAD SEX WITH THE PRESIDENT
CLINTON: WE FORGIVE YOU...NOW RESIGN!
AL GORE: ONE HEARTTHROB FROM THE PRESIDENCY
ADULTERY IS NOT A FAMILY VALUE
DOES CHARACTER MATTER YET?
ONE MORE WHORE AND WE GET GORE
BILL CLINTON: COMMANDER IN HEAT
MY PRESIDENT FOOLED AROUND WITH YOUR HONOR STUDENT
JAIL TO THE CHIEF
TODAY KIDS NO LONGER PLAY DOCTOR, THEY PLAY PRESIDENT
THE CLINTON CREED: TAKE CREDIT NOT RESPONSIBILITY
IF HIS PRIVATE LIFE DOESN'T MATTER, LET HIM DATE YOUR DAUGHTER.
SAVE THE PRESIDENT: LEGALIZE PERJURY
TWO TERMS FOR CLINTON: THE SECOND IN JAIL
CLINTON: OUR NATION'S FONDLING FATHER
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WE NOW RETURN YOU TO VALENTINE'S DAY...
Kahlil Gibran, "On Love", from The Prophet
Then said Almitra, "Speak to us of Love."
And he raised his head and looked upon the people, and there fell a stillness upon them. And with a great voice he said:
-
When love beckons to you follow him,
Though his ways are hard and steep.
And when his wings enfold you yield to him,
Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.
And when he speaks to you believe in him,
Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden.
For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning.
Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun,
So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth.
Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself.
He threshes you to make you naked.
He sifts you to free you from your husks.
He grinds you to whiteness.
He kneads you until you are pliant;
And then he assigns you to his sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast.
All these things shall love do unto you that you may know the secrets of your heart, and in that knowledge become a fragment of
Life's heart.
But if in your fear you would seek only love's peace and love's pleasure,
Then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love's threshing-floor,
Into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears.
Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself.
Love possesses not nor would it be possessed;
For love is sufficient unto love.
When you love you should not say, "god is in my heart," but rather, I am in the heart of god."
And think not you can direct the course of love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
Love has no other desire but to fulfil itself.
But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires:
To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.
To know the pain of too much tenderness.
To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving;
To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy;
To return home at eventide with gratitude;
And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise upon your lips.
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VALENTINE'S MESSAGES!
Keep love in your heart.
A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
The consciousness of loving and being loved
brings a warmth and richness to life
that nothing else can bring.
~ Oscar Wilde
Thanks to all who contributed, enjoy!
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Cyn
I find it hard, so hard to find the words, whatever, nevermind
My love for you is endless, nameless...
xxxxx
REC
I ache for your arms,
I long for your kisses.
If I cross the ocean,
Would you be my missus?
You know who...
To Little Miss Sexy,
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug**Hug*
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
*Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug**Hug*
*Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
Luv,
MP
Nirvana:-
When I am with you,
Im as high as a rocket,
Here is a rose,
To stuff in your pocket :)
[@>-'--,--]
To Sickboy:
Thanks for being my husband and my best mate on here.
with Love from your Teddy Bear
To Lost.
Forget about Wuggly, marry me, i have better greeting messages than her that you
can rip off.
You Know Who.
Because you're the sweetest
And the most adorable,
Because you're so wonderful and
You're infinitely huggable,
Give me your heart and
I'll be yours forever,
Remember all the good times, you won't need to
Look any further than me *cross*
Happy Valentines from someone you know
Rubies are Red,
Sapphires are Blue,
What would I do
Without you?
To Honey,
The original and still the best.
To Bambi
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because you are such a deer!
To Shannow:
The entrance of you converts, so it seems,
Into nightmares, our sweet peaceful dreams.
Anon x 2
Mon gros singe - There's just something about the way
your knuckles brush along the ground... I don't care
if your hovercraft is full of eels - ton
(autre) petit nid de vipères.
My darling Lucas,
I am your nervous servant. So you don't like the way I go on
and on about about your door and my dog's flea problem? Forgive
me if I digress from the subject of your non-existent beauty.
And please forgive me if I stare too directly at you in your
speedo, but I have never seen anyone who looks so elegant while
wolfing down cider.
Please, oh please, be my Valentine or I won't know what to do.
Yours superficially,
The Female of the Species
To my Snuggly Wuggly,
Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you
I'm still alright to smile
Girl, I think about you every day now
Was a time when I wasn't sure
But you set my mind at ease
There is no doubt
You're in my heart now
(Guns'n'Roses(1988), "Patience", Lies, Lies, Lies)
*scl* and not forgetting some nice choccie kisses...
Lost.
xxx.
To Firefly:
CWRK!
If you go down to the woods today, you'd better not go alone.
It's lovely down in the woods today but safer to stay at home.
For every bear that certain there was,
is gathered there for certain, because...
Today's the day the TEDdy bears have their picknic!!
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(______)____) (______) \__) `-_/ (______)
thanks for being such a cool friend
To BabyGirl,
Being around you sets my soul afire,
It sets me aflame with desire.
Be mine, and I'll be yours forever as well.
Anonymous
To MP
lots of tickles, you know why!!!!!
and to keep you going
*hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug*
*hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug*
*hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug*
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from you know who
To the empress with new clothes - lets make beautiful
boozers together!
Firefly
Life without you would be like JAMC without feedback...
(Quieter, but nowhere near as good)
[@>-,-'--]
All my love
Dear Bliss,
Anyone who listens to a toal stranger harping on about the unfairness of life
deserves a medal. In this case hon, you deserve a GOLD.
Thank you so much for listening to me and letting me spoil your
day While i droaned on. Thanks for being there, and just...
THANK YOU!!!!
Love, hugs and Kissess.... From The Guy With A Smile.
Roses are red,
Cyanobacta is blue,
Some day i will be mud-wed,
And hopefully to you!
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So are you gonna mud marry me then????
To Black Boots.
I never got to see you in your S&M outfit.
Love, Red Scarf.
Fish Stick...
Your love is the shining star
I wish upon
Never to fade away
I've set my course upon it
Love, Me
To Mindflayer
<*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
<*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
<*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
<*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*
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That should keep you busy when I'm not around :o) Love Ted!
To Vardick, the only man I'll ever love
Thanks for everything
Love you, man
*hug*
To my favourate TEDdy,
Who says TEDs are for kids?
SB.
To Galena,
School didn't teach me much - but you seem to be fixing that!
Look forward to you finishing my education ; )
*mgrin*
xxx
To the buggest poser in the MUD
happy valentines
( ready
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To BabyGirl
Mount Vernon? Lucky bloke! Whoever he is.
You hugged me in my pyjamas.
I've never washed them since!
I'm a dirty sod!
>From "Taco Bell"
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair! Er... that's
it. I mean er, that's it. Thanks for the emergency
video delivery ;)
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LINKS
THE PSYCHIC LIPSTICK OF LOVE
http://www.amazoncity.com/bazaar/lovers/lipstick/index.html
Try the Psychic Lipstick for new insights into the fate of your love.
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HEARTS JUST KNOW
http://home.wxs.nl/~bverhees/800.htm
We hear about and perhaps even know couples that have found eachother
through the wonders of the Internet--here is just one touching story
about two hearts that found eachother this way, and 'just knew'....
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KAREN & MICHAEL - THE WEDDING
http://www.spots.ab.ca/~nermal/index.htm
They met on the Internet too! Now you might think some strangers' web site about their
wedding would not interest you, but have a look, it's actually pretty fun to read through!
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Well, on this V-Day just remember who loves ya baby! (there's SOMEONE out
there who does, think hard!). Keep your chins up and think about spring
right around the corner!
A ruddy drop of manly blood
The surging sea outweighs;
The world uncertain comes and goes,
The lover rooted stays.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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