TerraQuotes®

INDEX

TerraQuotes® I-VI ADDED AUG 1998
TerraQuotes® VII-VIII ADDED OCT 1998
TerraQuotes® IX-XV ADDED FEB 1999


TerraQuotes® I
A SNAIL'S PACE
DOWN ON THE FARM...
THE A-TEAM
MUDDING DRUNK
FROM A PROPOSAL FOR THE MAGIC SYSTEM
LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE
LUSTY LIBRARIAN
IT BECOMES YOU
CH-CH-CH-CHANGES
CH-CH-CH-CHANGES II


TerraQuotes® II
OH THE SATIRE
ONE-LINERS
MUD ADDICTS.. CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM
DRIVEN TO DISTRACTION
A LITTLE SELF DEPRECATION
LEAVING MUD IS HARD TO DO
MUD POETRY
DECISIONS, DECISIONS
SURREALISM
IT'S EASY TO UNDERSTAND DRUNKENESE...


TerraQuotes® III
ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN
ON THE FORETHOUGHT OF OUR FOREFATHERS
TRICK PETS
THOU SHALT NOT
NEXT TIME PACK LIGHTER
A CHILL IN THE AIR
ON MUDSEX
MUD MUSICALS
THE NAME'S THE GAME
THE LATEST IN FASHION


TerraQuotes® IV
MEMORY: TAKE ONE
MEMORY: TAKE TWO
BACON ANYONE?
BACON ANYONE? PT. 2
BOREDOM
YORK STUDENTS
ON MUD ADDICTION
ON MUD ADDICTION II
ON MUD ADDICTION III
ON MUD ADDICTION IV


TerraQuotes® V
STAMINA
PROGRESS!
LITTLE BLUE THINGS
A ZEN KOAN
MAKING APP WITH A BANG!
PLAYING?
KINKY APPAREL
RAWHIDE!
FOR SALE
HOLES (OOER)


TerraQuotes® VI
YAZ AND HER OTHER SELF
MUDNESS
THE DARK SIDE
A CHALLENGE
QUEST ADVICE
(GRAMMAR) TIP
WE'RE ALL TIRED...
LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME?
ODD CHARACTER NAMES
FULL MUD


TerraQuotes® VII
ENERGY CONSERVATION
GOAL!
A SPARK OF KNOWLEDGE
THIRST
CROSS-DRESSER
JUST A QUICKIE
GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
BOW DOWN
BRAIN OVERLOAD
CONTROLLING


TerraQuotes® VIII
POSTING WHILE DRUNK (PWD)
MEN ARE QUICK
GOSSIP
IT'S GONNA RAIN
GOING DEAD
POLLUTION PREVENTION
SUCCINCT
SALE ON LETTERS
LIVING IN THE PAST
UNIMAGINATIVE NAMES
   
TerraQuotes® IX
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
AND HE SHALL STRIKE THEE DOWN...
GRAB MORE ATTENTION AT YOUR WEB SITE
HOW THE BED FEELS
99 BOTTLES OF BEER
TROUBLESHOOTING YOUR PC
FOREIGN LANGUAGES
SOUTH PARK COMES TO TERRA
A JAPANESE LESSON
CLEANING UP


TerraQuotes® X
THE INTREPID EXPLORER
FREUDIAN SLIP OF THE TONGUE
OOOH... AHHH...
SACRIFICE
TAXIDERMY
TERRA KAMA SUTRA
MEN WHO BEG
DID HAMLET LIE?
CODERS GET NO RESPECT
HOW TO BE A GOD


TerraQuotes® XI
SLAVERY
TART-N-TIDY
ADDICT AHOY
IN THE OLD DAYS
NEW MAJICK SPELL
GENDER BENDING
BRING A HANDKERCHIEF
HOW TO CONFUSE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
E-Z PC TROUBLESHOOTING
TYPO OF THE YEAR


TerraQuotes® XII
CHEFS OF TF
THE BECKONING BECKS
WHAT TURNS A GEEK GIRL ON
NO SPACE
FISH HEADS... FISH HEADS...
WHAT PMT REALLY STANDS FOR
FEELING SICKLY
IN AND OUT
IT'S STIFFY IN HERE
E-MAIL ALLOWANCE


TerraQuotes® XIII
PROVING SANTA
STRANGE BEHAVIOR
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
DRINKING AGE FOR CANINES
GOT BLOOD?
HOW UNTOUCHABLES ARE LIKE BUSES
YES I HAVE A LIFE!
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
HIDDEN TALENT
SULKING PRACTICE


TerraQuotes® XIV
BRITISH HUMOUR
MAGE ON DEMAND
ORDER TO GO
HINDSIGHT
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
ANTHROPOMORPHIZING FILES
NAMING BODY PARTS
NEEDY MALES
THE USUAL TRICKS
CONSCIOUSNESS


TerraQuotes® XV
FOOD IN BED
TERRAQUOTE SPIES
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