- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a vulture off a shit truck at 100 yards.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a dork.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think of him, while photocopying your arse at the office Christmas party.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary whose species and name you can't remember.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol by females may cause extreme bloating in a nine month period.
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher than some really, really big guy named "Psycho".
- WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause people in clubs to appear more attractive than they actually are.
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