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Untouchable Evaluations

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The Untouchables on TerraFirmA work hard to improve the game and keep it running smoothly, but, as with any "job", honest evaluation of our performance can help us do our best! The editor suggests this form as a way of evaluating Untouchable performance (but please don't be TOO harsh!).


PERFORMANCE FACTORS:
Far Exceeds Requirements
Exceeds Requirements
Meets Requirements
Does Not Meet Minimum Requirements

QUALITY:
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound
Must take a running start to leap over tall buildings
Can only leap over short buildings or medium with no spirals
Crashes into buildings when attempting to jump over them
Cannot recognize buildings at all what's more cannot jump

TIMELINESS:
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Is as fast as a speeding bullet
Not as fast as a speeding bullet
Would you believe a slow bullet
Wounds self with bullet when attempting to shoot

INITIATIVE:
Is stronger than a locomotive
Is stronger than a bull elephant
Is stronger than a bull
Shoots the bull
Smells like a bull

ADAPTIBILITY:
Walks on water
Walks on water in emergencies
Washes with water
Drinks water
Passes water in emergencies

COMMUNICATION:
Talks with God
Talks with the Angels
Talks to self
Argues with self
Loses arguments with self

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